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Rockers’ Twelve Days of Christmas

Posted in Everday Living, Family History, Misspent Youth, Poetry, Stuff And Nonsense with tags , , , , on 12/12/2009 by gwenguin1

The Rockers’ 12 Days of Christmas

 

On the first Day of Christmas

My Rock Star

Gave to me,

One Backstage Pass.

 

On the second day of Christmas

My Rock Star

Gave to me,

Two pedals Wah-Wahing,

And

One Backstage Pass.

 

 

On the third day of Christmas

My Rock Star

Gave to me,

Three guitarists strumming,

Two pedals Wah-Wahing,

And

One Backstage Pass.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas,

My Rock Star

Gave to me,

Four bassists rumbling,

Three guitarists strumming,

Two pedals Wah-Wahing,

And

One Backstage Pass.

 

On the fifth Day of Christmas,

My Rock Star

Gave to me,

Five golden songs,

Four bassists rumbling,

Three guitarists prancing,

Two pedals Wah-Wahing

And,

One Backstage Pass.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas,

My Rock Star

Gave to me,

Six groupies flirting,

Five golden songs,

Four bassists rumbling

Three guitarists playing,

Two pedals Wah-Wahing,

And

One Backstage Pass.

 

On the seventh Day of Christmas

My Rock Star gave to me,

Seven Interviews, boring,

Six groupies flirting,

Five golden songs,

Four bassists rumbling,

Three guitarists strumming,

Two pedals Wah-Wahing,

And,

One Backstage Pass.

 

On the eighth Day of Christmas,

My Rock Star

Gave to me,

Eight giant amps humming,

Seven Interviews, boring,

Six groupies flirting,

Five golden songs,

Four bassists rumbling,

Three guitarists strumming,

Two pedals Wah-Wahing,

And,

One Backstage Pass.

 

 

On the ninth Day of Christmas

My Rock Star

Gave to me,

Nine Roadies bustling,

Eight giant amps humming,

Seven Interviews, boring,

Six groupies flirting,

Five golden songs,

Four bassists rumbling,

Three guitarists strumming,

Two pedals Wah-Wahing,

And,

One Backstage Pass.

 

On the tenth Day of Christmas,

My Rock Star

Gave to me,

Ten Sold-Out Shows,

Nine Roadies bustling,

Eight giant amps humming,

Seven Interviews, boring,

Six groupies flirting,

Five golden songs,

Four bassists rumbling,

Three guitarists strumming,

Two pedals Wah-Wahing,

And,

One Backstage Pass.

 

On the eleventh Day of Christmas

My Rock Star

Gave to me,

Eleven drummers drumming,

Ten Sold-Out Shows,

Nine Roadies bustling,

Eight giant amps humming,

Seven Interviews, boring,

Six groupies flirting,

Five golden songs,

Four bassists rumbling,

Three guitarists strumming,

Two pedals Wah-Wahing,

And,

One Backstage Pass.

 

On the twelfth Day of Christmas

My Rock Star

Gave to me,

Twelve dead stars, resurrecting,

Eleven drummers drumming,

Ten Sold-Out Shows,

Nine Roadies bustling,

Eight giant amps humming,

Seven Interviews, boring,

Six groupies flirting,

Five golden songs,

Four bassists rumbling,

Three guitarists strumming,

Two pedals Wah-Wahing,

And,

One Backstage Pass.